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Joke of the Day
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."
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"I hate it when I go to bed and forget to turn off my swag."
"Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven."
"I've got a good knock knock joke. But you have to start it"
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... ... Wearing nothing but cellophane pants. The doc says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"When the moon hits your eye... When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore. When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek that's a moray."
"The sausage principle. If you like something, never find out how it's made."
"Will glass coffins be a success Clearly"
"I changed my ID to say ""Organ Bonor"" rather than ""Organ Donor"". It's spelled wrong, but I hope it still makes the doctor laugh."
"What is Jean-Paul Sartre's favorite animal? Lemur."