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Joke of the Day

"Um, my eyes are up here. -giraffes"

"How do you make a pole angry? Deport him."

"What is black and eats pussy? cervical cancer"

"Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!"

"Wanna get rich? Buy my book, 'How to Get Stupid People on the Internet to Send You $39.95' for only $39.95."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple food to the ceiling."

"I heard a crazy train engineer in Mexico killed a bunch of people last week. Yeah. He had a loco motive."

"Maybe, ""only if you're taking me to dinner"" wasn't the best response to, ""is this going down?"" to the guy on the elevator. Flirting is hard"

"Pennies from heaven would actually be quite devastating."

"I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. Which makes me an eighth theist."