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Joke of the Day

"""...so when the plane crashed, we had to do the unthinkable to survive."" ""Eat human corpses?"" [flashback to eating quinoa] ""Y...yes."""

"There's a lot of hate against Neo-Nazi groups... But you must agree with them that Hitler was right"

"Today my friend accused me of being condescending. It's ridiculous, I don't even think he knows what that word means."

"What's green, has 6 legs and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table..."

"My grandmother would roll over. My grandmother would roll over in her trench if she knew how much I spent on her funeral."

"What is the opposite of Polygamy? > What is the opposite of Polygamy? Monotony"

"If you practice Yoga, but are not a vegetarian, You're just a poser."

"Good news: Your wit is really mind-blowing Bad news: It's not my mind that I want blown"

"What is a hipster russian roulette? You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free."

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a case of beer? He's okay. It was light beer."