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Joke of the Day

"People who say losing weight is ""just math"" clearly have no idea how far out of my way I go to avoid math."

"Why do Mexicans eat so many beans? Because they're versatile, a good value, and contain lots of protein you racist fuck."

"The Enola Gay Made rice crispies long before Kellogg's"

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fuckin' dick!"

"It's as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before."

"Someone offered to take me fly fishing, but I turned them down. I like to keep it reel."

"What's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"You can tell a lot about a person by how quickly they grab their phone back to make sure you don't scroll through the rest of their photos."

"Crimea River What did say to bama."

"How many babies does it take to paint a barn... ...depends on how hard you throw them"