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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes Victoria's Secret is Victor's secret on weekends."

"*rubs lamp* *genie comes out* You get 3 wishes. Just no wishing for more wishes. ""I wish for more genies."" I SAID NO WI- oooh, you're good."

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.."

"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"A motorist was pulled over by a traffic cop. ""Excuse me, sir,"" said the cop. ""Do you realize your wife fell out of the car two miles back?"" ""Thank God,"" he said. ""I thought I'd gone deaf!"""

"""911, what's your emergency?"" ""Hi. Long time listener, first time caller."" ""That's really funny."" ""Thank you. Anyways, I'm being stabbed."""

"I'm gonna put a Whoopee Cushion on the front of my car so that if I hit anything it'd atleast be a little funny."

"How do cows get their gossip? They herd it through the bovine."

"Why didn't the rest of the fractions like ""mc"" very much? Because he was generally known to be a square(ed)."

"If by raw food you mean cookie dough, then yes, I love raw food."