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Joke of the Day

"Why did Anne Sullivan decide on ""water ""for Helen Keller's first word? It was a test she could pass."

"Why didn't the pretty woman walk down the street? Quadraplegic, terrible car crash ...but she still suck dick for money!"

"If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria."

"TIL that saying sushi instead of so shitty makes you smile. that is all. no need to click this. If you are reading this you clicked the link, and you are sushi."

"Did you know that diarrhea is genetic... Yea, it runs in your genes."

"Is it hard to get a degree in hocking loogies? Well, it's snot rocket science."

"What if the last episode of ""House"" reveals it's all been the dream of a kid with lupus?"

"My grandpa has a heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"My wife is like a piece of Sodium Carbide She's dangerous when wet"

"I've found that the things I'm most interested in aren't really in my best interest."