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Joke of the Day

"Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called ""The Johnson Years""."

"If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong."

"I asked my friend if he wanted a drink and he said to surprise him so I brought back a side salad."

"What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam"

"She's a 159er Oh shit, it's 1:59, I'll take her."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down a whore's throat."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because she was a cunt."

"Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls."

"German sausage Ain't it the wurst?"

"Have you ever shoed a horse? No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."