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Joke of the Day

"A kid asks his Dad ""what does 'gay' mean?"" The father says ""It means 'to be happy."" The son asks ""Are you [gay!](http://www.afterfeed.com/)?"" The father says ""No, son. I have a wife."""

"Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross."

"Why have they created sweet tampons? for sour puss(ys)"

"What band was Harambe In? Gorillaz"

"Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score."

"If at first you don't succeed, GREAT. Now you know not to waste your time on that ever again. Fuck that shit. Lesson learned."

"How does a feminist know she's overweight? She doesn't"

"What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs? Be sharp or Be flat."

"No, LinkedIn. I would not like to link my Twitter account but thank you for trying to get me unemployed for life."

"If Twitter has taught me anything in 6 years, it's ""that"" is the most unnecessary word in the English language."