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Joke of the Day
"What band was Harambe In? Gorillaz"
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"What do you call the drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless."
"I'm not a racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"""Hey Iron Man, how'd you get your powers?"" *flashes back to tony stark being bitten by a radioactive ironing board*"
"""Waiter waiterthere's a hand in my soup."" ""That's not your soup sir that's your finger bowl."""
"Two old men are walking through a park... ""Nice out, isn't it?"" ""Yes, I think I'll get mine out too."""
"I drafted 1984 Madonna and a meatball sub for my fantasy football team. Hey, it's my fantasy."
"[Dark] What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."
"Google is the #1 company in the world. How about them apples ?"
"Dating me is like a walk in the park - Jurassic Park."