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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Greek priest who left his religion to join Catholicism? They're calling his actions completely unorthodox"

"How bad is my career? I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought ""Wow this guy has it made"""

"I Like My Coffee How I Like My Women Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes by a donkey."

"I don't want Harriet Tubman on my $20's I don't want them to be worth 3/5 of their value"

"My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man"

"I witnessed an attempted murder yesterday. Luckily, only one crow showed up."

"What does artificial light consist of? Fauxtons"

"There should be a morning after pill for Supreme Court decisions."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger."

"What do do you call a Mexican rolling in the sand? A churro."