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Joke of the Day

"I told my waiter, ""There's a fly in my soup!"" He said, ""It's possible, the cook used to be a tailor."""

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"What is worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"
"My friend didn't understand my poorly timed holocaust joke. So he asks me, ""What's a holocaust?"" And I reply ""Oh, about eleven million"""
"Does England have a fourth of July? Of Course they do, they just don't celebrate it!"
"*turns on notifications* Notifications: I have a boyfriend"
"Using a cellphone in 90's: ""he's prob a drug dealer"" Using a payphone today: ""he's prob a drug dealer"""
"What do you call a Chinese pilot? A pilot you racist!"
"Nobody understands how hard it is for a smooth lover like me... It's tough to find a new lover whenever my girlfriend gets her first pubes."
"just taught my 3yo to sing ""if you're happy and you've no wit, clap your hands"" and then laugh at the people clapping"
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I supposedly"" take things too far"" So I called the police."