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Joke of the Day

"My friend didn't understand my poorly timed holocaust joke. So he asks me, ""What's a holocaust?"" And I reply ""Oh, about eleven million"""

"I get asked all the time why I play in a gay basketball league It's because I love going up and down the hardwood."

"Of course this milk is fresh, I just saw it breakdancing in the back of the refrigerator."

"Why do people starve? When food tastes so good."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hippies screw in tents."

"I like my jokes how I like my babies. Stolen and beaten to death."

"What did the brick say to the rock? Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you."

"What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck? A Christmas-Quacker!"

"What's the name of that German Video game with the polite gorilla? Danke Kong"

"As a white person, I have a primal fear of getting lost in the snow."