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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Chinese pilot? A pilot you racist!"

"I've had 3 Red Bulls today and now I can taste my heartbeat."

"OMFG there is a horse in the corridor! Then my wife must still be in the manege."

"A good book is like a good puppy. Easy to pick up but hard to put down."

"What did Christian Grey say to Anastasia before they sex for the first time? Don't worry, I'll show you the ropes."

"What does a chef call an undercover cop? Pig in a blanket."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino."

"before you do a horrific crime, double check whether you could get the death penalty for it and if so whether you really want to do it"

"I wish these fundamentalists would stop blaming natural disasters on the gays. Everybody knows Sandy happened because of the confluent evils of Wall Street and Jersey Shore."

"Carl: Perfect weather tonight. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Butterflies taste with their feet. Me: Fair enough."