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Joke of the Day
"How many French people need to defend Paris? It isn't known, never tried."
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"Jamaican space program. Have you heard of the Jamaican space program? they just keep getting higher and higher and higher......"
"What do you do when a bird attacks you? Duck."
"New dating app for German Catholic Priests Kinder"
"Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight? BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE"
"Nothing is worse than having jock itch. ESPECIALLY within 100 ft of a school or playground."
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the chin..."
"If it weren't for Abraham Lincoln, America really would have gone South."
"Just killed a butterfly. Let's see how this changes all future events."
"New Adage! Coined a phrase today and wanted to share: ""You either go with the flow, or get flushed down the toilet."" Pretty cunning don't 'cha think?"