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Joke of the Day

"Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight? BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE"

"Why do they put fences around cemeteries? People are dying to get in."

"What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist."

"I hate spelling errors You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"To test my ability to emphasthize I tried to force myself to empathize with Brock Turner But if I learned anything from him it's that some things should never be forced"

"*tries for a year to brush and floss better* *goes to dentist* Dentist: Do you even own a toothbrush?"

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian..."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"What's the difference between sex and a slice of pizza? It takes me longer to eat the pizza"

"Your mom is so fat Even Jesus couldn't lift her spirits up."

"What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs? One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer."