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Joke of the Day

"Oh, you're talking to me again. Did you just break up with your boyfriend?"

"A ""G"" in the right font is not only a nice looping arrow, it's also a map to the mythical G-spot!"

"Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow."

"You should never be sad. Because sad backwards is das.. ..and das not good."

"What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator? A huge mess."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel? I've never had a lintel on my chest."

"The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you."

"Apparently speed dating doesn't involve taking amphetamines. UGH. Worst night ever."

"What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside? Jail"

"Are you on Facebook ? Cos I sure would like to Poke You"