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Joke of the Day
"Just killed a butterfly. Let's see how this changes all future events."
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"The types of Dolls in a Man's Life There are 3 types of Dolls in a Man's Life: 1 His Daughter , Baby Doll 2 His Girlfriend , Barbie Doll Aaand then His wife, PANA-DOLL"
"Did you ever hear about the Bass player whose timing was so bad he threw himself behind a train?"
"Every time I glue uncooked pasta together, a macaroni angel gets its wings."
"The people who came up with all these different rules for pluralization are bunch of peni."
"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date. Today I asked her to marry me She said no both times."
"Did you hear about the woman that died with semen in her ear? She didn't even hear him cumming."
"The problem with speaking the truth is.. ..you assume others do too"
"A homosexual, a pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink."
"What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? Aye Matey"