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Joke of the Day
"LOL at people with only 99 problems What's that like?"
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"What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government? Formed a coustic d'etat"
"What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him"
"What is faster hot or cold? Hot because you can actually ""catch a cold""."
"Eating spicy food is like... Having your whole body sit down for a game of poker. Your stomach always wins while your sinuses and intestines get cleaned out."
"Did ya hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"
"Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok. Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom."
"Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you"
"We didn't have Legos when I was a kid. We had Lincoln Logs & we could build anything with them: big cabin, small cabin, you name the cabin."
"Me: Ugh! I never know what to say in these situations... Friend: You say 'good morning' back"