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Joke of the Day

"How many jews can u fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6 million in the ashtray. .."

"What is Sacha Baron Cohen's favorite ion? Borate."

"A man walks into a bar. A man walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender looks up and shouts at him, ""Hey, where the fuck are you going with my bar stool?!"""

"What's the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"What's the problem with tipped cows? They can't MOOve"

"Since we're at it: Dating in your 30s is like registering a domain name... The good ones are all taken. But you can always get one from an exotic country..."

"What do you call a snail in the sea? A snailor."

"My humor is kinda like sickle-cell anemia... it's not for everyone, but black people tend to get it."

"If you are at school, and the urge to take drugs hits you... Speak to the supply teacher.."

"""MEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS & MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"" ""Sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"" ""Oh rad bring it in"""