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Joke of the Day

"How many jews can u fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6 million in the ashtray. .."

"An email from my parents: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Obama's a Muslim"

"What is the bees favourite film ? The Sting !"

"You're nice, cute & single? Can you introduce me to your friend who looks like he'd never return my texts? Yeah the one with the girlfriend."

"How do you hide an elephant in a fridge? You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away."

"A blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair...."

"Putting a ring on a woman's finger... is like pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft."

"Things in common When does atheism become synonymous with running? A: When you draw Mohamad. Edit: Reworded it to make sense."

"How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'? Four. O, double-u and e."

"It's in the Smile A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist."