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Joke of the Day

"Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok. Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom."

"What popular board game do dyslexics hate? Scramble"

"Check-writing-grocery-line lady. No-turn-signal-SUV guy. Recline-seat-into-your-lap man. They're all voting tomorrow. Let's cancel them out."

"I went out clubbing in the village last night. People looked concerned when i came back covered in blood. I was more concerned about my club."

"Woke up to a surprise blowjob this morning Guess I better learn to sleep with my mouth closed"

"Women aren't that complicated. They just want an honest and genuine guy who will give them insincere compliments they might not deserve."

"Asking your mom, ""Will there be any pretty girls coming?"" Is a good way of getting out of going to your family reunion.."

"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet"

"What does the dot on an Indian woman's forehead signify? Coffee's ready"

"Why do Jewish people have short necks... (Shrugs Shoulders) I don't know."