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Joke of the Day

"Me: Ugh! I never know what to say in these situations... Friend: You say 'good morning' back"

"How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing? HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!"

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja? Pork Chop!"

"Me: Did you hear that? Her: Go check it out Me: Are You Crazy? They always kill the good looking people first Her: You'll be alright"

"Why don't most people have classes on Saturday or Sunday? School is for the week."

"I knew she'd been working at the foundry... because I smelter."

"i had sex with your mother you see? it's funny because it's true"

"When people say 'oh, you're still single?' I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married?' I'm popular."

"I swallowed a live bee the other day It turned into quite an intra-sting situation."

"I used to pretend that broccoli florets were treetops and I was a giant eating up the forest while my Dad pretended he had a manly son."