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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him"
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"How to fall down stairs: Step 1 Step 5 Step 8, 9, 10"
"A kaddish is a hymn of praises to God found in a Jewish prayer service. What is its Muslim equivalent? A kaboom!"
"What do you say When you see your tv floating in midair? Drop it nigga!"
"I will climb the highest mountain. Swim the deepest sea. I will cross the desert land. I would do anything to get the fcuk away from you."
"How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."
"Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date? He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach."
"Why did Willow Smith whip her hair? Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance"
"*a jerk tries to punch me but I catch it perfectly in my mouth and swallow him whole like a snake*"