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Joke of the Day
"What is faster hot or cold? Hot because you can actually ""catch a cold""."
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"What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends? Another Juan"
"What does Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have in common? Jeffrey Epstein."
"Fey items are full of irony."
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"
"If you don't consider yourself a terrible person, you're likely a horrific person."
"Keanu Reeves watching a Keanu Reeves movie trying to figure out how he's in two places at once."
"Bummed about the early Scotland vote results. This was pretty much our best hope for seeing Shrek on a flag."
"Whats the month people get most drunk in? Febrewery"
"How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan"