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Joke of the Day
"What is faster hot or cold? Hot because you can actually ""catch a cold""."
Next Joke
"What do you call a teacher who's always late? Mr Bus"
"Me: I'm hot blooded check it and see got a fever of 103! 911: Did u call earlier about having a bad case of loving me? M: maybe 911: stop"
"What do you call a dog with lice in China? Full course dinner"
"I've been called ""Poindexter"" for different things... Does that make me ambipoindextrous?"
"I use my notebook the same way I use my girlfriend. Just flip'em over every period."
"What's the buoyancy of an abortion? Rho * v * Wade"
"But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."
"What do you call a dog from another planet? A dal-martian"
"Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves... ...but I don't like to point fingers..."