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Joke of the Day
"Running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for dogs?"
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"Some coworkers remind me of my ex, because I would jump in front of a bus to get out of a conversation with them too."
"*slips the attendant $20* ""make sure you pick me out a good one"" Sir this is a daycare... ""uh huh *winks* a daycare"""
"what did the horny man say to his girlfriend? let's have sex"
"Why was the Ethiopian baby crying? It was having a mid-life crisis."
"Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'? It's too complex"
"The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"",said Jose age 6."
"""You're a joulepersecond!"" ""Wat?"" ""Exactly."""
"I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth"
"What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish."