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Joke of the Day

"The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"",said Jose age 6."

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"This woman got so offended when I asked if I could pet her son, like I'm the one who put him on a leash."
"""Are you the ghost of Christmas past?"" - what I ask a person with a flip phone."
"Coworker: crazy weather we're having Me: [as loud as possible] SHARON FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT KILL YOUR HUSBAND FOR A BAG OF REDVINES"
"What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper? Airheads"
"Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa? Too many cheetahs.."
"Waldo collapses on the beach because it's August & he's fully clothed with a ski cap. You spot him easily"
"*Pulls gun* Alright give me the money, and don't try anything stupid."" *Tries to put a fork in a light socket* ""Hey! What did I just say""!?"
"Wife: oh honey, I didn't marry for money, the guy I fell in love with had an easy smile, a sparkling laugh & big dreams. then I met you."
"Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."