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Joke of the Day
"Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'? It's too complex"
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"Let's settle this like men... men with bad judgment & unlimited water balloons"
"Alabama changed the legal drinking age to 33. They're trying to keep it out of high schools."
"One dog asks another dog how 2014 has been for him. He answers ""It has been a ruff year""."
"SON: The car's manual suggests not to turn the stereo up all the way. DAD: Guess you could say- SON: NO DON'T- DAD: -that's sound advice."
"Someday, scientists will capture the energy of eye rolls to produce electricity, and the world will be a cleaner, more sarcastic place."
"My dad has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"The NFL has got some messed up rules Kill some dogs, go to jail, then come on back and play. But say the ""N"" word ...... You in big trouble sucka"
"Baby sharks can hunt for food as soon as they are born and my children cannot find their underwear drawer."
"Fun Fact: I love it when Americans whose Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather emigrated from Ireland say ""I'm Irish"". No."