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Joke of the Day
"What did batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the batmobile!"""
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"Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker? Because he overcame the dark side"
"How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!"
"Whats similar between a hurricane and women? They come in hot and wet and leave with **THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARA YOU BITCH!**"
"No love I have for someone could ever be strong enough to make me think it was appropriate to stand side-by-side with them on an escalator"
"I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit."
"What's the difference between America and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture."
"*feels painful possible cavity* *eats chocolate to feel better*"
"I like to think of myself as a humble man. Actually, I just like to think of myself."
"There are two ways of arguing with a woman And neither one works."