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Joke of the Day

"My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says ""Your password is incorrect"", I type in: ""incorrect"" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing."

"A blind man walks into a bar says ""Oww."""

"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in the freezer."

"Who is this rorschach guy..... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting."

"Sarah Jessica Parker had a leaked sex tape... The man has been arrested for bestiality."

"My car horn hasn't worked for a long time. Today, a Boy Scout fixed it and all he said was, ""Beep repaired!"""

"We should re-fi, so we can get some hi-fi and watch sci-fi on the wi-fi."

"I'm bad at Math. The equation 2n+2n is 4n to me."

"Just spoke to my mom. Unrelated: Anyone want to have unprotected anal?"

"My wife and i lost 150 pounds combined! Shes much prettier without those other 149 weighing her down"