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Joke of the Day

"The French word for shoe insole is semelle, which they often do."

"First the found ice on Mars and then they found water, now they just need to find whiskey to prove that 'Men are from Mars'."

"I apologize and Im sorry mean the same thing... Except when you're at a funeral."

"Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet? There were too many Links."

"If I ever become rich, you know where all my money is going? To the bank"

"There are only two types of people I hate in this world... Racists and black people."

"He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up."

"Steps to survive on a dessert island: 1. check spelling 2. if correct, enjoy"

"What did the Buddhist get for Christmas? Presence."

"Why do Australians have a well balanced walk? They've a chip on both shoulders"