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Joke of the Day

"Steps to survive on a dessert island: 1. check spelling 2. if correct, enjoy"

"TIL that humanity's new form of communication is acronyms What does FTFY even mean? I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much."

"While deep-sea diving I was strangled by an octopus The whole experience was rather breathtaking."

"Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash? Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess."

"I swear that I'm not addicted to cocaine... ...I just like the way it smells."

"Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ? Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !"

"How do you make a dead baby float? Root beer and two scoops of dead baby."

"What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato."

"I heard this pitiful joke when I was a teen. Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up."

"I would never cheat in a relationship Because that would require two people to find me attractive."