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"Steps to survive on a dessert island: 1. check spelling 2. if correct, enjoy"
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"Few people talk about Hitler's other known book about war games, Mein Sweeper."
"Wife: Whatchya thinking about? Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff."
"What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime? It was taken into custardy."
"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her And according to the judge, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend"
"That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made sandwiches."
"[takes a massive shit on a bird in the park] See? Not nice, is it?"
"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan."
"THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS TO ALL THE BROS ON INSTAGRAM WHO CAN'T AFFORD SHIRTS"
"In Soviet Russia... TV watches you. With much apologies to Yakov Smirnoff (who rarely told them). Please to bring on Russian Reversal jokes in comments."