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Joke of the Day
"Revenge is a dish best served with revengetables."
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"What would santa be if he was a farmer? A jolly rancher."
"How does a hipster measure out his drugs? Using instagrams."
"Van Gogh was the original selfie king."
"Know any 9/11 jokes? I'll start it off. knock knock *who's there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* you said you'd never forget!"
"One tectonic plate bumped into another and said ""Sorry. My fault"""
"Lady Gaga is set to launch her first fragrance in 2012. It will be called ""Eau I left the toilet seat up""."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" is a great quote... ... but it is not the best way to tell your kid that he's adopted."
"What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."
"I like Jews how I like my cookies. Cooked in an oven"