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Joke of the Day

"If I ever become rich, you know where all my money is going? To the bank"

"please sir. i beg of you. don't take away my job. i've got a tuscan kitchen & 2 full baths at home. sir. sir please. my kitchen. it's tuscan"

"My brother didnt take kindly to jail. He refused food & drink, and smeared feces on the walls. That's the last time we're playing Monopoly."

"What U.S. State has the smallest sodas? Minisoda"

"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last great hit was the wall."

"SON: I need lunch money. DAD: Get a job. SON: I'm in 5th grade- DAD: All I'm hearin' is excuses."

"Girl And BOy Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"I saw a funny post on 9GAG but then I realized I had already Reddit."

"Some one gave me a broken knife 3 days ago. I didn't get the point."

"Why didn't Donald Trump want to play Marco Polo? He was at Rubio's house and was worried he'd get Cruzed."