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Joke of the Day
"Why wife accused em of being a transvestite... So I packed her things and left."
Next Joke
"Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says ""I'll have h2o"" The second scientist says ""I'll have a water"" The first scientist goes back home and rethinks his assassination plan."
"I don't like camels And anybody who can go a week without a drink."
"Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis."
"You know you're getting old when ... the doctor tells you to slow down and the cops tell you to speed up."
"What did Tupac say when his best friend died? No Biggie."
"I'm going to take a shower and wash my hair, only to have it washed later at the salon. Because, I'm a woman and that makes sense."
"What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer? Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !"
"How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight? He picked up his hammer and saw."