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Joke of the Day
"How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight? He picked up his hammer and saw."
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"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"
"There are four things that you can look at into infinity. A flowing water, blazing fire, a woman parking her car, and - in one case - the ceiling of the mausoleum."
"Political correctness gone mad. I can't even refer to my own child as my disabled son. Apparently it's my ""daughter."""
"What came first the ch- Neutrino."
"the idiotic girl Lets like O_O"
"Q: ""How long were you at your last job?"" A: ""Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"""
"I'm told that if you eat pineapple or carrots in excess, your come will taste like that food... Is this why my Japanese girlfriend's pussy tastes like raw fish?"
"Ever hear about the Roman general who had a fit every time there was cold weather? Hail.. seizure"
"Yo mama so ugly She got fired from a blowjob"