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Joke of the Day

"How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight? He picked up his hammer and saw."

"*gets called abnormal* *checks for normal abs*"

"Mariah Carey seems like the type to sing all she wants for Christmas is you, but when you don't get her anything she throws a huge hissy fit"

"How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( )"

"My wife asked me what I want to do with her body... Apparently ""identify it"" wasn't the right answer."

"Can't believe my daughter said I was embarrassing her by trying to be cool. She needs to check the tude & stop being so wiggity wiggity wack"

"The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? Both can smell it but can't eat it."

"Some people were offended by Trump's remark that Hillary Clinton was ""schlonged"" by Obama during the 2008 Democratic primary! No this is the Donald's normal everyday shtump speech!"

"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"