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Joke of the Day

"I don't like camels And anybody who can go a week without a drink."

"What do you call a Female Clown? A Clunt."

"I often find myself crying during sex... Probably from the pepper spray..."

"My friend told me to let loose and be reckless today so I walked really fast with a bowl full of hot soup."

"I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch."

"Why should you never trust a noodle? Because they're in-pastas."

"Someday I want to write a book titled ""The most erogenous spelling errors"". *erroneous"

"What do Amy Schumer and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."

"Why do cannabis smokers call that tiny device that holds the butt of a cigarette a roach-clip? ...because ""pot holder"" was already taken."

"A dog owner tells his dog.. Owner: ""Who's a good boy?"" Doggo: ""Did you just assume my gender?!"""