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Joke of the Day
"I tried to download Ford Racing 2 today... It crashed."
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"What are the bumps around a girls nipples? Braille for SUCK ME."
"Did you all see the shots fired at the Democratic debate just now!!???? Hillary really took aim at Bernie over gun control."
"What's E.T. short for? He's only got small legs."
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven's a six offender."
"Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics? LeBronze James"
"What do you call a Jewish vampire? Nosferajew!"
"What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN"
"""You're not like the other girls."" ""Yeah, that's pretty much how this works. We're literally all different ones."""
"""C'mon, your relationship isn't *that* serious."" - Las Vegas"