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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I have a bad day,,, I just remind myself that there are people out there who have their ex's name tattooed on their body"

"A buddhist monk is watching TV Another monks come in and says, ""What are you watching?"" The monk replies, ""Nothing."""

"What did the British gentlepimp say to his accountant bitch? Tally ho!"

"Why did the Agnostic cross the road? We don't have enough evidence to say for sure."

"What ""YSK"" means? Everyone keeps telling me that I should know..."

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... ..and a mop."

"I like my rhinos like I like my eggs poached"

"Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window? Because it was too froggy outside."

"[homocide scene] DETECTIVE:""my god, in my 25 years on the force i've never seen a dead ghost."" COP:""sir?, we covered the body with a sheet."""

"Gold walks into a bar... So gold walks into a bar and than the bartender says AU get out! I show myself out..."