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"Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets? Because he was white."
"Hey, people who leave the volume on an odd, non divisible by 5 number, how do you live with yourselves?!"
"What, like you never stole 2000 loaves of bread on a dare? Shit happens. Look, Grandma, can you bail me out or not?"
"Jeez make one joke about putting cyanide in someone's food and suddenly they don't want you to cook for them anymore"
"I like my coffee, how I like my slaves. free"
"Where did the sick boat go? To the dock."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? *denim* *denim* *denim*"
"What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves? Masta-Don."
"Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?"