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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves? Masta-Don."
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"I love when girls say they need a man that can keep up with them... but immediately go into hysterics when I catch them."
"Why did the foreigner vote for Trump? He heard he would get to watch the inauguration on a plane"
"I don't use pepper spray when I'm being robbed I just open my wallet and blow the dust into their eyes."
"How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training."
"I want a sandwich in the streets and a sandwich in the sheets."
"The easiest way to appear photogenic in pictures is by not being ugly."
"I like my women how I like my golf scores... Low 80's with a slight handicapp"
"What do you get if you squeeze a synagogue? Jews."
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven."