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Joke of the Day
"Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?"
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"My enemies are gonna be so sorry if I ever get out of this bean bag chair."
"How many immigrants. Q) How many immigrants does it take to change a light bulb? A) None. That is our fucking job!"
"2 halloweens ago I was brutally owned by a small child when I answered my door in normal clothes and she said ""nice lumberjack costume."""
"I accidentally arrived at work five minutes early today. Speeding CAN be dangerous, kids."
"I saw a woman texting and driving today and it really pissed me off... So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."
"God: So I was, all, what if there was a fish made of jelly? Like, jelly but alive and in the sea? LOL [angels look nervously at one another]"
"want to hear my limousine joke na its too long"
"I got really upset when I noticed my wife shovelling snow in the freezing cold But then I just closed the blinds."
"Guys, I'm officially having sex tonight so please don't disturb me between 9.30 and 9.31"