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Joke of the Day
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? *denim* *denim* *denim*"
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"Tupperware: When you want to throw out your food some other day."
"If sex is said to be the best exercise than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there's idea. . ."
"My grandfather, my mom, and my siblings all have diarrhea. Runs in the family."
"What do you call s'mores in Spanish? S'mas"
"I installed skylights in my home, ...the people that lived above me were furious."
"I told this girl that I was an architect. It's true in a way, since I now have to design an intricate web of lies to back it up."
"Why fart and waste it? When you can burp and taste it."
"What's yellow comes from Peru and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !"
"What does a vampire on a diet drink? Blood Lite Thanks Jim Butcher..."