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Joke of the Day

"Where did the sick boat go? To the dock."

"So archaeologists found another Dead Sea Scroll... They opened it up, and read: GENESIS 1:0 ""Before the beginning, there was Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris said, 'Let there be God.'"""

"I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me double sad."

"A school is like a barcode, It's a P.O.S."

"Women have eggs and milk in them... And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen."

"I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me."

"What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday? ""I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"""

"If you throw a ping pong ball in the air, no less than 45 Chinese people will materialize to catch it & start a tournament."

"Why did the console gamer cross the street? To render the other side."

"Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite. I know that joke has its faults, so I'll just accept my pumicement and go back to looking at cleavage."