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Joke of the Day

"If you go to jail for tax evasion, you are living off taxes for not paying taxes."

"Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!"

"Wanna hear a minimalist joke? What's the difference between oranges?"

"What was the old man in despair about? Nothing."

"How do you say Constipated in German? Farfrompoopin"

"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control... I thought to myself Well, this changes everything"

"Does anyone smell that up dog?"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the ""R"" but it's really the ""C"". Happy talk like a pirate day!"

"Why are there interstates in Hawaii?"

"Him- I saw you over here sipping your wine. Me- You clearly have me mistaken for another very attractive woman, because I don't sip wine."