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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if a pedophile is happy? He has a peda-smile."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one of your friends your ex is going to sleep with next"

"A new report indicates Brazilians no longer support the 2016 Olympics They're too busy raising the team for the 2036 Special Olympics."

"I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7... It only gets awkward when he shouts ""Allahu Akbar"" when plugging it in."

"Adele joined my evening class. She sits at the back silently, we don't talk about her. She's the elephant in the room."

"What does Donald Trump call his penis? Little Marco"

"What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out? Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)"

"OK! My friend wanted to know how big the ocean was? (Click to view my Answer). You have to be more Pacific. :D"

"Why are penguins socially awkward? Because they can't break the ice."

"Nate: ""Hey what's the weather like out there?"" Kate: ""I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."""