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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a minimalist joke? What's the difference between oranges?"
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"Asked my son what he wanted for dinner. He said cheese. A good mom doesn't let her kid eat cheese for dinner. This cheese is delicious."
"A guy walks up to a girl in Starbucks Hey girl, how would you like to be my skinny vanilla latte? go light on the cream though, that's for later."
"Giving birth? Passing a gallstone? Monica Seles tennis match? Possible scenarios from sounds emitted from chic on elliptical next to me"
"What's a farmers favourite part of a novel? The plot."
"Bigamy is having too many wives But so is monogamy."
"As a politician... You need to shake hands & kiss babies... ...and take good care not to confuse the two."
"What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth? The Alpacalisp."
"How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout? You Messi-up"
"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove it wasn't a chicken!"