199065
Joke of the Day
"Why did the horse stumble? He was de-stable-ized."
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"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn!"
"I'd probably be broke by now if there was a website where you could pay to flirt with lobsters"
"Is your business interested in reaching a larger and wider audience? Pm me for my ex wife's email address"
"What is it called when an old priest and a nun having sex both crap in the bed? Holy fucking shit."
"What did the fucking zombie say? Crack whores."
"Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo... But Abu Dhabi Doo!"
"I just realized the reason old people seem so angry is because we've ruined everything."
"What's the best thing about being a jew...... You don't have to smoke weed to get baked."
"why was the blonde staring at the light bulb for long hours with her mouth open? because the doctor advised her to ""eat light"""