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Joke of the Day
"A fat Man is a joke... AND a fat woman is two jokes- one on herself and the other on her husband."
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"why can't two physicians be near each other? Because it's a paradox!"
"My wife complains that I never open the car door for her, but when I do she's all, ""Stop it, you're driving too fast! We're on a bridge!"""
"What did one nose say when the other nose said ""I love you""? ""Back achoo!"""
"I saw two lesbians kissing in the park. ""There's a time and a place for that,"" I told my wife. She said, ""Yeah..."" I said, ""It's 9pm and my house."""
"I do it doggy style... as in I spin around three times before I sit on the toilet."
"Things I hate 1. haters 2. r/jokes 3. lists"
"Judging by their knives, the Swiss Army is mostly bartenders."
"A love letter from a biscuit maker to a girl: Dear marie, today is good day, you are anmol for me, But u have crack jacked my heart, because i have a little heart, And now i m in 50/50 position."
"A man walks into a library and asks ""do you have that book for men with small penises?"" The librarian looks on her computer and says ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one."""