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Joke of the Day

"How Did I Make It To The Middle East? Iran there."

"Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom."

"I'm officially starting my campaign next election And my slogan will be ""Hindsight 2020"""

"Why did the music teacher get arrested So Doe Mi"

"If 5 black slaves had sex... Is it considered a threesome? I'm going to hell for this."

"Heard about the new paki doll coming out for christmas? You wind it up and it stinks."

"I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to F off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!"

"What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? ""Happy Birthday To Gnu!"""

"A man goes to a store, walks up front and greets the girl behind the counter: ""Hey, baby, do you believe in love at first sight?"" ""No"" ""Then I'll come back tomorrow"""

"My cremated aunt used to give great advice. She always told me that you have to urn your place in life."