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Joke of the Day
"Dear Genitals, Thank you for not bleeding every month. Sincerely, A Man"
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"""Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the 'M' is silent."""
"We should just name hurricanes after politicians. That way we wouldn't have to worry about them actually coming through with anything."
"I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night. I wanted it to be special"
"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution. 4K"
"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012."
"Do you have home insurance? 'Cause I'm going to smash your back door in."
"If I got $1 every time someone called me a racist... Black people would rob me"
"If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea..."
"I aged about 2 years and counted 14,364 cat hairs on my cashiers blouse at Walmart waiting for her to ring up my groceries."