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Joke of the Day

"If I got $1 every time someone called me a racist... Black people would rob me"

"What is the best definition of irony? irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result."

"Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina? He thought it was the white thing to do."

"I was gonna make a joke about Mohommad But you have to draw the line somewhere."

"Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!"

"5-year-old: I missed chicken nugget day at daycare. Me: So? 5-year-old: My life is falling apart."

"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ ;)"

"I think there are female hormones in beer Because, if you start drinking to much you start to get fat and you lose the ability to drive."

"If I die, I'm gonna kill myself. I just couldn't live without me."

"Have you heard of the guy that lost his left side He's all right now"